Unless you’ve had a kid (or grandkid, or niece or nephew, or close friend’s kid) with cerebral palsy, you probably won’t get this, but Mr. Andi and I both got a laugh out of it.
When I picked up Neighbor Girl H and Sarah Kate at school yesterday, Daisy the Wild Westie was in the back seat with them and Sarah Kate was having a hard time buckling the seat belt because she was in the way. H said something to the effect of “Daisy – you’ve got some big buttocks!”
Sarah Kate finished buckling and then replied, “I had that a bunch of times. It hurts really, really bad.”
Buttocks, sweetie. Not Botox.
This is what passes for humor in Bizarro World….
